My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..
What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
Welp time to make a one-shot comicbook scene about “The pizzaman”
|Song: Buzzcut Season|
|Album: Pure Heroine (Extended)|
|Played: 778 times.|
365 days of music challenge | day 125: "Buzzcut Season" by Lorde
“i’m the one you tell your fears to, there’ll never be enough of us”
the camera men need to calm the fuck down
I don’t think that close up was dramatic enough
Supernatural: doing unnecessary close ups since 2005
not even pie is safe
WAIT WHERES THE ONE WITH THE SALT
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number
This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
My answer to literally everything currently is “because fuck you, that’s why.”
Somewhere along the line,
And I hope that you might think that I was,
Some sort of exception to your plans and your direction,
So life update.
No, I didn’t die.
No, I’m not moving to another state. Not now anyway.
disregard previous photos of the beautiful person who made me look all giddy and shit.
So in case anyone is curious, I met a girl and fell in love and I’m moving to Texas in probably two ish months to be with her.
Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff
I FOLLOW BACK
shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing