I had a birthday party. It was doctor who themed.
So in case anyone is curious, I met a girl and fell in love and I’m moving to Texas in probably two ish months to be with her.
Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff
I FOLLOW BACK
shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
endless list of people I adore → Ryan McPartlin
“I don’t even think people on the set know my name as Ryan. They’re like, ‘Awesome, Cap, get over here.’ So it kind of stuck and buddies even call me that in Chicago. They’re like, ‘Hey Captain, what’s up, man?’ So as an actor that’s like the best thing that you can hope for, a name that’s that fun and popular.”
do not flirt with women when they are at work
do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt
aye. AYE. AYYYYYYYE. THIS.
a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year
the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.new york to haiti
greenland is right out
ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want
Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.
Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?
There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.
In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:
As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.
The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.
Con photos, my new tattoo and evidence that cool people work at Starbucks.