I don’t want Chuck to get renewed for season five. I want it to end while it’s still amazing so it doesn’t have a chance to jump the shark. I feel like that makes me a bad Chuck fan, but let’s think about this. We met Chuck when he was awkward, nerdy, smart but an underachiever, living with his sister and we know he had no family. There was a huge mystery to unravel....
This new guy absolutely makes my heart melt.
In a platonic way. But seriously. He’s amazing. I can’t believe I finally have a friend who is worth my time.
"hey Thiessen, this is toby.
evenonacloudyday: look man, a song about Marilyn Manson will never, ever be on a CD put out by Goatee Records. PERIOD.”
whyyoulikethat: Morning shower: Afternoon/Night shower:
askylitmachine: corazonesdepapel: dumbestboyever: warmbeforethestorm: chronicnostalgiaa: fyeahshawtymane: dontlosehope-: JUST CLICK PLAY AND THEN CLICK ON THE PONIES. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OMG omg im freaking out . lmaoo I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS FUCKING HARD BECAUSE OF A POST ON TUMBLR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA OMG LMAO. OMG AWESOME. AHAHAHAHAHA. LOL....
thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Just one day before she’s due to make her late night talk show debut on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien makes a shocking announcement: Rebecca Black ripped him off — and he’s got the video evidence to back it up. [teamcoco / thanks matt!]
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A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
I got in trouble, but it was worth it ;)
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I’m falling out of grace with the world they say I’ve lost my midas touch what...– Falling Out-Relient K (via sushiboat)